Med Spa Specials & Financing | Laser Me St. Louis

The Offer

One offer, stated plainly.

Most med spa “specials” pages are a wall of asterisks. Ours is one line: 70% OFF — First-Time Patients. If you have never been treated at our Mason Lane studio, that is the offer waiting for you, and there is no coupon code to remember, no email list to join first, and no countdown clock that resets itself every time you reload the page. See consultation for details.

What we will not do is post a number on a public page and let you plan around it. Every treatment plan we build is different, because every person who walks in is different — different hair, different skin, different goals, a different number of sessions. A figure printed here would be a figure invented for somebody who is not you. So the offer is real and the details are worked out face to face, where a provider can actually look at what you are asking for and tell you the truth about it.

That consultation is complimentary and it is not a sales appointment with a nicer name. You will be told what the laser can reasonably do for your hair type and skin tone, roughly how many sessions that tends to take, and what it will run — and if you are not a good candidate, you will be told that too. We have been doing this in the same community since 2000, through 100,000+ treatments for more than 10,000 clients, and a practice does not last 20+ years by talking people into things that will not work. If you want to read the honest version of who this works well for before you book, start with Am I a Candidate?

How It Works

Three steps, no surprises.

1. Book Your Consultation

Book online or call the studio. Tell us what is bothering you and what you want to stop doing every morning. Bring questions — the appointment is complimentary and there is nothing to pay at it.

2. Get a Plan Built for You

A provider assesses your skin and hair in person, confirms which areas can be treated safely, and maps out a realistic session count and spacing. That plan is what the offer is applied to.

3. Decide, or Don’t

You leave knowing the plan, the offer as it applies to you, and your payment options. Starting that day is fine. Going home to think about it is also fine. Nobody chases you.

A Laser Me provider in gloves guiding the Candela GentleMax Pro handpiece across a client's skin during a laser hair reduction session

Who Qualifies

First-time patients, honestly defined.

First-time patient means exactly what it sounds like: you have not been treated at Laser Me before. You do not need to be new to lasers in general — plenty of people arrive after a package somewhere else that stalled out, or after years of waxing they are done with. You need to be new to us. One person, one first time. The offer is not a subscription you renew every spring, and we would rather say that here than have you find out at the counter.

Which areas are eligible, how the offer maps onto a multi-session series, and whether it can be combined with anything else are all confirmed at the consultation, because those answers genuinely depend on the plan your provider builds. See consultation for details. Availability is not unlimited and the offer can change; if you are on the fence, the consultation costs nothing and locks in what you were told.

Most of our first-time patients come in for laser hair reduction on the Candela GentleMax Pro, which typically runs 6–8 sessions spaced 4–6 weeks apart. Missouri gives you a natural window for that: start in the fall, stay covered through a St. Louis winter, and you are well into the series by the time the humidity and the pool schedule show up again. Results vary with hair color, skin tone, and hormones — the FDA-cleared term is permanent hair reduction, not removal, and any provider who tells you otherwise is selling.

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Paying For It

Three ways to spread it out.

A course of treatment is a real decision, and paying for all of it on the day you decide is not always the right move even when you want the treatment. There are three tools our clients use. Nobody explains them, so here they are in plain language — including the parts that are not in their favor.

Cherry

Cherry is a patient financing company. You apply on Cherry’s own site — not with us — and if Cherry approves you, it pays the practice and you repay Cherry in monthly installments instead of all at once.

The plan lengths, the monthly amount, any down payment, and any interest are set by Cherry based on your application. We do not set them and we cannot promise what you will be offered, so check the terms Cherry shows you before you accept.

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CareCredit

CareCredit is a credit card, issued by Synchrony Bank, that is accepted for health and wellness care rather than general shopping. Applying is a credit application like any other card, and approval is Synchrony’s decision.

CareCredit periodically runs promotional financing on qualifying purchases. Those promotions have conditions, and what happens if a balance is left at the end of one is the part people miss — so read the offer CareCredit gives you rather than taking our word or anyone else’s for it.

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HSA / FSA

An HSA or FSA is money you set aside from your paycheck before tax to spend on qualifying medical care. Because it is pre-tax, a dollar in that account stretches further than a dollar out of your checking account.

The catch is eligibility. Purely cosmetic treatment often does not qualify under IRS rules, while medically indicated care sometimes does — and that call belongs to your plan administrator and the IRS, not to us. Ask them before you plan around it, and keep your receipt either way.

All three are optional. Cherry and CareCredit are outside companies with their own applications, approvals, and terms — we hand you the link, they make the decision, and your agreement is with them. We hold no part of it and earn nothing for pointing you there. If none of it fits, that is a fine answer too; a plan you can pay for calmly beats a plan you resent by session three.

Why It Is Set Up This Way

A mother, a daughter, and no pressure.

Laser Me is a mother-daughter, faith-based practice. Virginia opened it in 2000 and Rachel runs it now, and the studio on Mason Lane has been in the same community long enough that a bad month of hard-selling would cost more than it earned. That is the whole reason the offer is structured the way it is: state it plainly, work out the details in front of the person it applies to, and let them leave without buying anything.

It also means you get the same answer twice. What a provider tells you at your consultation is what you will hear at the counter — about the number of sessions, about what the laser will and will not do, and about what the offer covers for your plan. Nothing appears at the end that was not said at the beginning.

The offer runs on laser hair reduction most often, but the consultation is the door into everything we do — browse the full list on our services page, or read up on body sculpting with EmSculpt NEO if that is what brought you here. Questions we have not answered on this page belong on the phone: (636) 391-0015, or through our contact page.

Rachel Schulte and her mother Virginia Schulte, the mother-daughter team who have run Laser Me in St. Louis since 2000

Common Questions

Frequently Asked

Because a number here would be a number invented for someone who is not you. Session count and treatment areas change what a plan costs, and both are set at your consultation after a provider has actually looked at your skin and hair. The consultation is complimentary, so finding out what your plan costs costs nothing. See consultation for details.

Anyone who has not been treated at Laser Me before. You can have had laser hair reduction somewhere else and still qualify — the offer is about being new to our studio, not new to the technology. It applies once, not every season. Your provider confirms eligibility at the consultation.

Cherry and CareCredit are ways of paying, not competing discounts, so they are generally used alongside whatever your plan comes to. Approval and terms come from Cherry or from Synchrony Bank, never from us, and how the offer applies to your specific plan is confirmed at your consultation.

We cannot answer that for you, and be careful with anyone who says they can. Purely cosmetic treatment frequently does not qualify under IRS rules; medically indicated care sometimes does. Your plan administrator makes the call, so ask them before you count on those funds, and keep your receipt regardless.

Most clients plan for 6–8 sessions spaced 4–6 weeks apart, because the laser only affects hair that is actively growing and your hair is not all in that phase at once. That is a typical range, not a promise — results vary with hair color, skin tone, and hormones, and the FDA-cleared term for the outcome is permanent hair reduction rather than removal.

It is our standing offer for first-time patients, but availability is not unlimited and the terms can change. We will not manufacture a deadline to rush you. If you want certainty, book the consultation — it is complimentary, and what you are told there is what stands.

70% OffFirst-Time Patients